How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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