what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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black chicken. kfc

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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flavin's head

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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kaite is dumb that is true

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Donald Trump

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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