There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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