- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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