How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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