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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.