- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Punching a baby

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

the economy.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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