- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

I have an erection My mom!

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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