How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

a seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Do you love me? No.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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