- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

I have an erection My mom!

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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