What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Your Mother

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feminine literature

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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