Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Woman's Rights

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Urban ghettos

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Man U

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Frontbut-

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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