On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

How do you spell eight? 8

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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