Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Chris Bosh's neck

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Jack Stevens

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

VaginaBoob ^.^

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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