I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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destiny

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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