A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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I like the color potato.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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mexicans fishing

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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