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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Do u take sugar?

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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