An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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