Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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