- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

fish fishy caoimhin

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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