Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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