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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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