- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

And Stephen Hawking said.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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