Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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