Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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