- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A gay man watches football.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

do you have a wife?

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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