- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Chuck Norris is dead......

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Abortion.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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