- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

How do you make a little girl cry?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

knock knock who's there? faith

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Nickelback.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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