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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

The WNBA.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Ain't idn't a word.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

He--Hey guys

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Vagina.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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