What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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