A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Thats what she said

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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How High is a Chinese man

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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