Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Penis.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Anti Joke

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