why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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