Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Take wrong turns

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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