A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Knock knock What?

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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A man goes to the potty.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Ron Paul for President!

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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