When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

thumb_up thumb_down -14

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops