why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Tim likes girls

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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