- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Black people having a Job.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

breasts

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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