What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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