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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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