- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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