- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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