- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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