A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Small Penis.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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