you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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why dont they make black forks

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Chuck norris

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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#IHateHashtags

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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