- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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