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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

White men's rights

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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