Small Penis.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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the holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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