- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Ms Leong Sux

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Women's rights.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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