- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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