- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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