- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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