- Anti Joke

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Woman rights.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Whats white? A fridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Women's Rights

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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