- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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