How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

I'm hungry.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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