How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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