Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Penis

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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fridge

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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