- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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