Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What can fly? Lots of things

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

God. God.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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