- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

dick dick dick... frogs

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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