- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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