Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Dwight Howard

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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