How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Asians.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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