European on my shoes, buddy.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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