- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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