- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

im a dragon, no im not

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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