A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Buzi vagy!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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